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دوشنبه 22 آذر 1389

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روزی غضنفر برای کار و امرار معاش قصد سفر به آلمان میکنه و همسرش و نوزده بچه قد و نیم قد رو رها کنه
خلاصه همسرغضنفر گفت :حال ما چه طور از احوال تو با خبر بشیم؟؟؟؟
غضنفر گفت: من برای تو نامه مینویسم....
همسرش گفت: ولی نه تو نوشتن بلدی و نه من خوندن !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
غضنفر گفت من برای تو نقاشی میکنم ... تو که بلدی نقاشی های منو بخونی مگه نه ؟؟؟؟؟؟
خلاصه غضنفر به سفر رفت و بعد از دو ماه این نامه به دست زنش رسید ..
این شما و این هم نامه ببینید چیزی میفهمید!!!!؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟
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حال ترجمه از زبان همسرش

خط اول :حالت چه طوره زن ؟
خط دوم :بچه ها چه طورن ؟
خط سوم : مادرت چه طوره ؟
خط چهارم :شنیدم سر و گوش ت می جنبه!!!
خط پنجم : فقط برگردم خونه....
خط ششم : می کشمت
خط هفتم :غضنفر از آلمان...


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پنجشنبه 16 شهریور 1396 09:01 ق.ظ
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Can you increase your height by stretching?
شنبه 14 مرداد 1396 11:19 ب.ظ
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P.S My apologies for being off-topic but I had to ask!
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دوشنبه 5 تیر 1396 09:26 ق.ظ
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چهارشنبه 3 خرداد 1396 03:43 ق.ظ
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دوشنبه 21 فروردین 1396 06:32 ب.ظ
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جمعه 11 فروردین 1396 04:57 ب.ظ
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سه شنبه 14 دی 1389 11:04 ق.ظ
سلام چطوری؟؟
خیلی قشنگ بود میبینم که من نیستم میای اپ میکنی میام میبینمت دلم برات تنگ شده
 
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